Why Is 9.9.09 So Special??

Cuz it’s Ryce Rod’s birthday !!! Is 9.9.09 really that special? I mean it falls on a Wednesday, such a random day. Ryce Rod can’t throw any parties cuz no one will come due to them being a slave to their job. Like Nguyen said, it’s two days before the 9.11 attacks, which means on 9.9 people were planning a terrorist attack on America. Happy Birthday Ryce Rod, we’re gonna attack your country in two days. So sad, so sad.

Ryce Rod is going to be roaming around San Diego tonight for his birthday, so if you would like to stalk him be my guest. It won’t be hard to find an Asian guy that has a mohawk, wearing a chain on his pocket and neck, pointy brown dress shoes, tight pants with tons of designs on it, and throwing up the peace sign everywhere like a true Asian fob that he is. If you find him, slap him on the back of the head and tell him I sent you. He’ll most likely be with another Asian guy that looks like Jet Li and an Indian guy that looks like Slumdog Millionaire We can’t help it if the Ryce Crew hangs out with famous people.

Happy Birthday Ryce Rod, I love you like the volleyballs that I like to hit twice a week on the court Roomplug will go far. This right now, is just the beginning to a new life.

- RYCE Randy