Archive for September, 2009

The Pastor and His Donkey Joke

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A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race
Again, and it won.
Again, The local paper read:
PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT.
The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor
Not to enter the donkey in [...]

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Why Is 9.9.09 So Special??

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Cuz it’s Ryce Rod’s birthday !!! Is 9.9.09 really that special? I mean it falls on a Wednesday, such a random day. Ryce Rod can’t throw any parties cuz no one will come due to them being a slave to their job. Like Nguyen said, it’s two days before the 9.11 attacks, which means on [...]

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Ryce Events For This Week

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So for Labor Day Weekend, the Ryce Crew had a small BBQ with a group of friends but it ended up becoming a feast.  We had short ribs, corn, shrimp, hot dogs, veggies, and then a homemade apple crisp with sugar and ice cream for dessert. I barely made it home because I was [...]

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My Friends Are Sluts?!?

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So I’m having a conversation with my friend Arlene and she tells me straight up that she’s a slut. What the heck, are you serious? Here is the conversation …

Arlene: The earliest I move in is in a week
i just got to my frens place in santa monica
im moving around for a week
im a slut
hahhaha
DONT [...]

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La Jolla Beach BBQ And Weekend Events

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So this past weekend the Ryce Crew went to San Diego for a BBQ that we do every year at La Jolla beach. Friday night Ryce Rodney, his roommate, Mamiko, and I went to Johnny V’s in Pacific Beach to hang out. Apparently they don’t like to bring people into the club because some [...]

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