RYCE Marketing Plan Involves Sex & Babies??

Here is an email conversation between Judy (M.B.A. in Marketing) and Randy (B.S. in “Marketing”) …

Judy:  I would love to understand who your target market is, what you want them to do, feel, know about your brand and how you want to build communities to support it.

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Randy:  “Sure! I would love to 1understand who your target market is, 2what you want them to do, 3feel, 4know about your brand and 5how you want to build communities to support it.”

1) Our target market is only you
2) We want you to buy ALL of our shirts
3) We want you to feel gosh dang sexy in it. So sexy that you’ll end up taking our RYCE shirts off and streaking around San Francisco
4) Our brand is called RYCE: Revolutionary Young Cultural Effect. What it means is that it’s a Revolutionary Young Cultural Effect
5) We want you to buy ALL of our shirts. Then we can use the money to buy strippers, have sex with them, and make tons of babies. Then those babies will be our community to support the shirts and thus free advertising

Rock solid marketing plan, so you still wanna jump on board and help us? hahaha, j/k. How’s Norcal?

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Judy:  Wow! You are a genius…I totally think your plan would work. I think that if you make a pitch now, you’ll have backers lining up! J/k…Randy you just made me laugh my pants off.

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Randy:  see, you’re already starting to streak

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- RYCE Randy